Quotes I have collected from the kidos! by popular demand!

Here are a few from Samantha:

"Mommy, it's time to clean up this HUGE mess I made!

"When given cream of mushroom soup... " not this soup, I want Chinese soup!" (egg drop soup)

She pooped in her diaper before nap time in her room and I told her we go poo poo in the bathroom and she said "Mom there's not a bathroom in my room."

I told her she had Tinkerbell on her little purse and she said, "um..actually no, those are princesses."

Ernie and Burt are Ernie and Burp

The best one was when Hayden and her were sick with a stomach bug and they wanted to go to a restaurant while we were out. I told them we couldn't go in because they were sick and she said, " we not sick, we just joken."

or the next day when she was feeling better, "my tummy not too hurt, I want meenums." (M&M"s)

or eat your chicken so you can grow bigger. 1 piece later, "I bigger now!"

Hayden's famous quotes are:

"That's a good compromise, ya know if I want 2 things at the same time."

"Too bad there is only one Pres. Hinckley."

"Do spiders like man blood? Ya know from a man!"

While sitting in the back of church behind a balding man, Hayden asks "why does he have a hole in his hair?"

"What degrees Fahrenheit do you have to have to cook a fried egg?"

"Mom I wish I had a life-alert, so if we fall down we can push the button and an ambulance will come." Commercials do work!

When asked to clean he said why. I said, "because I am tired of picking up all the time." Hayden responds, "Well that is what you like to do!" For the record that is NOT what I like to do.

"Mom you don't need that dumb map when we have a compass to show the way."

"We can't let Dad work all night at the hospital, he has to sleep." "Oh he is having a sleepover."

"that boy was so stinky." Well what did he look like?
"Like me, ya know with a head, but stinky."

He asked me to make a paper airplane and this was his response. "Those are the kinds that don't fly well, besides it looks hideous." "Hideous means not cool."